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Character roster

Whack the targets. Protect the green crew. Meet the five bosses.

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Do Not Hit

Protect the builders, Satoshi and Didi. Green marks a friendly face.

DO NOT HITLet these characters disappear safely.
DO NOT HITSatoshi cartoonSatoshiArch-builder−600 if hit
DO NOT HITCZ cartoonCZBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITVitalik Buterin cartoonVitalik ButerinBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITAnatoly Yakovenko cartoonAnatoly YakovenkoBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITHayden Adams cartoonHayden AdamsBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITBrian Armstrong cartoonBrian ArmstrongBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITVlad Tenev cartoonVlad TenevBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITElon Musk cartoonElon MuskBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITmlog cartoonmlogBuilder−300 if hit
DO NOT HITDidi Taihuttu cartoonDidi TaihuttuAlly−300 if hit

Hype & Narrative

Whack Hype targets for 100 base points and Narrative targets for 150.

WHACK · +100Justin Sun cartoonJustin SunHype
WHACK · +100Michael Saylor cartoonMichael SaylorHype
WHACK · +150Raoul Pal cartoonRaoul PalNarrative

ReKT

Whack for 200 base points.

WHACK · +200Sam Bankman-Fried cartoonSam Bankman-FriedReKT
WHACK · +200Do Kwon cartoonDo KwonReKT
WHACK · +200Donald Trump cartoonDonald TrumpReKT
WHACK · +200Melania Trump cartoonMelania TrumpReKT
WHACK · +200Caroline Ellison cartoonCaroline EllisonReKT

MEV bots

Catch these fast targets for 250 base points.

WHACK · +250Jared sub bot cartoonJared sub botMEV
WHACK · +250Bundle bot cartoonBundle botMEV

Opposition

Whack for 250 base points.

WHACK · +250Gary Gensler cartoonGary GenslerOpposition
WHACK · +250Elizabeth Warren cartoonElizabeth WarrenOpposition
WHACK · +250Greta Thunberg cartoonGreta ThunbergOpposition

The five bosses

One random boss awaits after every main round. Your score sets the difficulty and the victory multiplier: 1.5×, 2×, 2.5× or 3×. All five bosses can appear at any difficulty.

Comic parody; no endorsement by the people depicted. Roles and costumes are fictional gameplay categories.

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BOSSThreadguy boss portraitThreadguy
BOSSFrank DeGods boss portraitFrank DeGods
BOSSMario Nawfal boss portraitMario Nawfal
BOSSAnsem boss portraitAnsem
BOSSMurad boss portraitMurad

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A QUICK DISCLAIMER

Before you play.

This game is a parody. No endorsement by the people depicted. The game doesn’t encourage real-world violence.