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Player guide

Tap to whack, swipe to fight and take your score to the leaderboard.

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Get into the arena

Choose a nickname. Play a 20-second Whack round, then face a random boss. Boss difficulty depends on the points you earned. Beat the boss for more points and a shitty scorecard.

Tap to whack

Tap characters as they pop out of the holes. Leave the green protected crew alone. Watch for a warning when the field is about to shuffle, then follow the holes to their new positions.

Base points & multipliers

The table shows each category’s base points. Chain successful hits to multiply them: 1× for hits 1–4, 2× from the fifth hit, 3× from the tenth and 4× from the fifteenth onward.

An escaped target, an empty swing or hitting a protected character resets your streak. An empty swing costs 50 points; the protected-character penalties below are fixed and are not multiplied.

Win the Boss Fight to multiply your Whack round score plus fight points: Rookie gives 1.5×, Contender 2×, Hype King 2.5× and Whale King 3×. For example, 6,000 Whack round points plus 5,000 fight points at 2× gives a final score of 22,000.

Meet the full character roster →

CategoryActionBase points
HypeWhack100
NarrativeWhack150
ReKTWhack200
MEV BotWhack250
OppositionWhack250
Builders & DidiDo not hit−300
Satoshi · arch-builderDo not hit−600

Finish the boss

After every run, there is a Boss Fight. Swipe in the right direction to score points. Faster reactions earn more points. Misses cost health. You have three hearts, so pay attention!

Show the result

After a Ranked boss victory, share your challenge card. Friends tap its preview to join. Friends in your group chat get the same field and boss, with one counted attempt each within 24 hours.

If you want to share a previous score, your best score and last 3 scores are available under Your scores on Rankings. Saved scores stay there after a reload or when you return in the same browser.

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A QUICK DISCLAIMER

Before you play.

This game is a parody. No endorsement by the people depicted. The game doesn’t encourage real-world violence.